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Do you regret your child's name?
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Though you did forget intersex and undetermined gender.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIt's a modern world out there....."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Where can a couple go to the pictures for a tenner?Originally posted by westtester View PostIsn't it a little embarrassing having to give your parents £20 to go to the pictures when you want to bring a lady friend home?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Round my way you can go for £3.50 all day on Tuesdays.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhere can a couple go to the pictures for a tenner?Comment
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I don't ever have ladyfriends (or gentlemen friends) home. Can't be bothered with them.Originally posted by westtester View PostIsn't it a little embarrassing having to give your parents £20 to go to the pictures when you want to bring a lady friend home?Comment
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Sounds like it's time to grow up and leave home. If you are unable to manage the former, the latter may prove problematical. Plus how do you know your subscription to "Milf Monthly" hasn't been hijacked by your old man, and he's been too embarrassed to say anything?Originally posted by GJABS View PostI am somewhat annoyed that my first initial is the same as that of my father. So post sent only to the initial can get to him when it is intended for me.
Fortunately no embarrassing items have yet been victim
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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And unknown gender.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThough you did forget intersex and undetermined gender.Comment
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Don't bring MF (or Tarquin Vulva St. John Itchenscratch, as he's more commonly known in the outside world) into this, he's very sure of his gender. He's in a pretty small minority though, it has to be said...Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThough you did forget intersex and undetermined gender.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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ODEON Cinemas - Orange Wednesday tickets now available onlineOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhere can a couple go to the pictures for a tenner?Comment
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