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CUK Cluedo- Whose was the Fat Lazy Contractor Socky?
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Originally posted by stek View PostAnd Morrisons a bit further down on Gain LaneThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAll I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.
Says it all really.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostThe case for stek's defence is crumbling faster than a recovering heroin addict finding a free hit.
I get pissed off when CUK forum forgets my password and I have to enter it manually, I've no chance of coping with and managing a sockie!
Surely a mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....Comment
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Originally posted by stek View Post
Surely mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....
Secondly, they have far more fun keeping us in suspense, in fact <insert a popular mods name here> PM' d me and said their wife preferred it that wayThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Who's is this car spotted outside a grubby bedsit in Pudsey?
Might be a clue as to who's sockie he was.....
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All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen[sic] Monkeys covered in tattoos.Comment
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Originally posted by NigelJK View PostActually I find that it's full of Southerners who have escaped the London-centric lifestyle Latte with a cute Tattoo culture to find real GB Culture with the same day rate and fewer pretentious prats.
Went to the Lake District recently. Lovely scenery but lousy weather matched by the chilly reserve displayed by the locals.
Now, round my way it is customary to indulge in a bit of badinage with whoever is pulling your pint.
Not so up there.
An introductory "nice weather for ducks" was met by a gruff "if you don't like the weather, why d'you bother coming?".
Miserable bastards.
Thank God for Midsomer Norton.Comment
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Originally posted by The Plantswoman View PostThey're miserable sods in some parts though.
Went to the Lake District recently. Lovely scenery but lousy weather matched by the chilly reserve displayed by the locals.
Now, round my way it is customary to indulge in a bit of badinage with whoever is pulling your pint.
Not so up there.
An introductory "nice weather for ducks" was met by a gruff "if you don't like the weather, why d'you bother coming?".
Miserable bastards.
Thank God for Midsomer Norton.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by stek View PostI have thought about a sockie, I like sockies, but I'm not 'interested' in sockies, in much the same way as with Moss about Roy's bottom.
I get pissed off when CUK forum forgets my password and I have to enter it manually, I've no chance of coping with and managing a sockie!
Surely a mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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