CUK Cluedo- Whose was the Fat Lazy Contractor Socky?

[stek]

The Tattoo's comment applies to anywhere in the UK since the absurd fashion has exploded wildly and something upwards of 25% of the UK 16+ population is now toting at least one of the unsightly messes about on their skin.

Rest, well close enough even I admit

Not only HBOS there in Pudsey of course, there's Green Flag and a few others just by the top of the Stanningley road too.

And Morrisons a bit further down on Gain Lane

[LondonManc]

And Morrisons a bit further down on Gain Lane

The case for stek's defence is crumbling faster than a recovering heroin addict finding a free hit.

[MrMarkyMark]

All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.

Says it all really.

I'm not so sure. I think you have strong links and memories with Yorkshire that even your expensive therapist can't help erase.

[stek]

The case for stek's defence is crumbling faster than a recovering heroin addict finding a free hit.

I have thought about a sockie, I like sockies, but I'm not 'interested' in sockies, in much the same way as with Moss about Roy's bottom.

I get pissed off when CUK forum forgets my password and I have to enter it manually, I've no chance of coping with and managing a sockie!

Surely a mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....

[MrMarkyMark]

Surely mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....

Firstly, you are suggesting the mods are smart enough to come up with and manage that kind of that elaborate whodunnit scenario.

Secondly, they have far more fun keeping us in suspense, in fact <insert a popular mods name here> PM' d me and said their wife preferred it that way

[stek]

Who's is this car spotted outside a grubby bedsit in Pudsey?

Might be a clue as to who's sockie he was.....

[NigelJK]

All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen[sic] Monkeys covered in tattoos.

Actually I find that it's full of Southerners who have escaped the London-centric lifestyle Latte with a cute Tattoo culture to find real GB Culture with the same day rate and fewer pretentious prats.

[The Plantswoman]

Actually I find that it's full of Southerners who have escaped the London-centric lifestyle Latte with a cute Tattoo culture to find real GB Culture with the same day rate and fewer pretentious prats.

They're miserable sods in some parts though.

Went to the Lake District recently. Lovely scenery but lousy weather matched by the chilly reserve displayed by the locals.

Now, round my way it is customary to indulge in a bit of badinage with whoever is pulling your pint.

Not so up there.

An introductory "nice weather for ducks" was met by a gruff "if you don't like the weather, why d'you bother coming?".

Miserable bastards.

Thank God for Midsomer Norton.

[LondonManc]

They're miserable sods in some parts though.

Went to the Lake District recently. Lovely scenery but lousy weather matched by the chilly reserve displayed by the locals.

Now, round my way it is customary to indulge in a bit of badinage with whoever is pulling your pint.

Not so up there.

An introductory "nice weather for ducks" was met by a gruff "if you don't like the weather, why d'you bother coming?".

Miserable bastards.

Thank God for Midsomer Norton.

How do you think the lakes got there?

[eek]

I have thought about a sockie, I like sockies, but I'm not 'interested' in sockies, in much the same way as with Moss about Roy's bottom.

I get pissed off when CUK forum forgets my password and I have to enter it manually, I've no chance of coping with and managing a sockie!

Surely a mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....

What's the fun in that - although as they haven't done it I think we can assume the reason why they haven't is because the person responsible is one of them....