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CUK Cluedo- Whose was the Fat Lazy Contractor Socky?
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Methinks the lady doth protest too much.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
And there, my lord, is the case for the defence.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI've reviewed all the evidence and passed it on to my offshore partner, who ran the codes.
After many hours debate and deep examination and probing of the Information Radiator, we decided that......
FLC was MFs sock puppet.
The juries decision is final
Knowledge of Pudsey could simply mean someone has worked at the HBOS data centre.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostNope, not even close, Sadasackguru did several lasting barely a second or two and I'm certain others have done the same.
Oh the FLC sockpuppet isn't me either despite being a Yorkshireman who's spent a bit of time in Pudsey area, but you knew that as I am sockiopathic, despite NATzi's past lies to the contrary I've never had a sockie.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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So, you are prepared to back MF in a court of lawOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostAnd there, my lord, is the case for the defence.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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FTFY - In that case it could be MF, of course...Originally posted by LondonManc View PostAnd there, my lord, is the case for the defence.
Knowledge of Pudsey could simply mean someone has worked at the HBOS call centre.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostOh the FLC sockpuppet isn't me either despite being a Yorkshireman who's spent a bit of time in Pudsey area, but you knew that as I am sockiopathic, despite NATzi's past lies to the contrary I've never had a sockie.
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tulipload of cash to be gained from hedging against your offshore much-cheapness coders getting it right? What do you think?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSo, you are prepared to back MF in a court of law
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I believe on this rare occasion the needful codes, run against this very forum, have produced a correct resultOriginally posted by LondonManc View Posttulipload of cash to be gained from hedging against your offshore much-cheapness coders getting it right? What do you think?
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MF knows a lot about Yorkshire
Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 24 August 2016, 16:46.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI believe on this rare occasions the needful codes have produced a correct result
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MF knows a lot about Yorkshire
Says it all really.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You're thinking of "West of Bristol".Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAll I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.
Says it all really.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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The Tattoo's comment applies to anywhere in the UK since the absurd fashion has exploded wildly and something upwards of 25% of the UK 16+ population is now toting at least one of the unsightly messes about on their skin.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAll I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.
Says it all really.
Rest, well close enough even I admit
Not only HBOS there in Pudsey of course, there's Green Flag and a few others just by the top of the Stanningley road too.Comment
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