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CUK Cluedo- Whose was the Fat Lazy Contractor Socky?

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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Nope, not even close, Sadasackguru did several lasting barely a second or two and I'm certain others have done the same.

    Oh the FLC sockpuppet isn't me either despite being a Yorkshireman who's spent a bit of time in Pudsey area, but you knew that as I am sockiopathic, despite NATzi's past lies to the contrary I've never had a sockie.
    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      I've reviewed all the evidence and passed it on to my offshore partner, who ran the codes.


      After many hours debate and deep examination and probing of the Information Radiator, we decided that......


      FLC was MFs sock puppet.


      The juries decision is final
      And there, my lord, is the case for the defence.

      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      Nope, not even close, Sadasackguru did several lasting barely a second or two and I'm certain others have done the same.

      Oh the FLC sockpuppet isn't me either despite being a Yorkshireman who's spent a bit of time in Pudsey area, but you knew that as I am sockiopathic, despite NATzi's past lies to the contrary I've never had a sockie.
      Knowledge of Pudsey could simply mean someone has worked at the HBOS data centre.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        And there, my lord, is the case for the defence.
        So, you are prepared to back MF in a court of law
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
          And there, my lord, is the case for the defence.


          Knowledge of Pudsey could simply mean someone has worked at the HBOS call centre.
          FTFY - In that case it could be MF, of course...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
            Oh the FLC sockpuppet isn't me either despite being a Yorkshireman who's spent a bit of time in Pudsey area, but you knew that as I am sockiopathic, despite NATzi's past lies to the contrary I've never had a sockie.

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              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              So, you are prepared to back MF in a court of law
              tulipload of cash to be gained from hedging against your offshore much-cheapness coders getting it right? What do you think?
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                tulipload of cash to be gained from hedging against your offshore much-cheapness coders getting it right? What do you think?
                I believe on this rare occasion the needful codes, run against this very forum, have produced a correct result .

                MF knows a lot about Yorkshire
                Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 24 August 2016, 16:46.
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  I believe on this rare occasions the needful codes have produced a correct result .

                  MF knows a lot about Yorkshire
                  All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.

                  Says it all really.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.

                    Says it all really.
                    You're thinking of "West of Bristol".
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.

                      Says it all really.
                      The Tattoo's comment applies to anywhere in the UK since the absurd fashion has exploded wildly and something upwards of 25% of the UK 16+ population is now toting at least one of the unsightly messes about on their skin.

                      Rest, well close enough even I admit

                      Not only HBOS there in Pudsey of course, there's Green Flag and a few others just by the top of the Stanningley road too.

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