Christmas party 2016

[eek]

May as well say yes. I have a completely open calendar at the moment.

question to the crowd -

Do we want bench hogging oiks at a Christmas do for hard working proper contractors?

[MarillionFan]

question to the crowd -

Do we want bench hogging oiks at a Christmas do for hard working proper contractors?

The only reason I'll be turning up, is because my yearly subscription to the Gerry Cottle Freak Show will have run out and I'll need my fix of bearded women & misshapen freaks to point & laugh at.

[northernladuk]

Based on proportional representation I think MFs answer is the only one you'll need.

[DaveB]

Based on proportional representation I think MFs answer is the only one you'll need.

Don't be so hard on yourself, we could hardly see the beard last year

[Mordac]

The only reason I'll be turning up, is because my yearly subscription to the Gerry Cottle Freak Show will have run out and I'll need my fix of bearded women & misshapen freaks to point & laugh at.

Don't worry mate, we'll hide the mirrors this time, promise...

[MarillionFan]

Don't worry mate, we'll hide the mirrors this time, promise...

Oh and Gingham dresses. How could I forget. You still shave your legs?

[Mordac]

Oh and Gingham dresses. How could I forget. You still shave your legs?

No. Not even for you, since you can't be arsed to shave your face and still expect the full works. I have to draw the line somewhere, and you found it. And crossed it (or tried to).

[I just need to test it]

Was there ever any word on a Manchester Crimbo meet? (Not that you lot deserve me).

[ContractorHardman]

Is there a Scottish Xmas meet? Not that there will be any meals... just straight to the pub and get a chippy on the way!

[MrMarkyMark]

Is there a Scottish Xmas meet? Not that there will be any meals... just straight to the pub and get a chippy on the way!

You should PM scooter, he may pay a visit back to the homeland for you