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    #11
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?
    Bourbon. A bottle a day, keeps the doctor away.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Meh – I am with you on the feeling pants – had bone marrow test today (they punch a hole in your hip bone & core drill a sample) now WFH sitting in a nest of pillows.

      My self-prescribed medication is chocolate now & Bailies later.

      But I must admit Malvolios’s suggestion of port & rum is intriguing me: but what rum to use? My choices are: Kraken / Sailor Jerry / M&S Guatemalan / Red Lobster
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #13
        Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
        Meh – I am with you on the feeling pants – had bone marrow test today (they punch a hole in your hip bone & core drill a sample) now WFH sitting in a nest of pillows.

        My self-prescribed medication is chocolate now & Bailies later.

        But I must admit Malvolios’s suggestion of port & rum is intriguing me: but what rum to use? My choices are: Kraken / Sailor Jerry / M&S Guatemalan / Red Lobster
        That's what he said

        Rum? Bacardi Oakheart.

        Or just get smashed on gin and tonic.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #14
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          Meh – I am with you on the feeling pants – had bone marrow test today (they punch a hole in your hip bone & core drill a sample) now WFH sitting in a nest of pillows.

          My self-prescribed medication is chocolate now & Bailies later.

          But I must admit Malvolios’s suggestion of port & rum is intriguing me: but what rum to use? My choices are: Kraken / Sailor Jerry / M&S Guatemalan / Red Lobster
          You are brave, unlike me who has opted out of having a couple of nasty retests of a different nature.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #15
            Leave the EU. It cures everything.

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              #16
              Get a little cough medicine from Val-de-Travers (Neuchâtel). There's a green coloured one which works for me.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #17
                For you NATzi I suggest Domestos, kills 99% of all known germs.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Get a little cough medicine from Val-de-Travers (Neuchâtel). There's a green coloured one which works for me.
                  Maybe also pick up a cuckoo clock, whilst out, to cheer yourself up a bit
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                    None of the above. Get a crate of mead
                    Why not go the whole hog and put some leeches on as well?
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      Why not go the whole hog and put some leeches on as well?
                      They'll drink the mead.

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