Should I? Or should I not?

[WTFH]

If it means you finally lose your cherry, go for it.

[barrydidit]

The useless fat chunk has spent most of his evening on CUK. The only thing he's boned is the half chicken and chips room service meal some Miserable Magyar drew the short straw to deliver to his festering carcass.

[LondonManc]

The useless fat chunk has spent most of his evening on CUK. The only thing he's boned is the half chicken and chips room service meal some Miserable Magyar drew the short straw to deliver to his festering carcass.

Flawless victory! barrydidit wins.... BRUTALITY!

[MrMarkyMark]

The useless fat chunk has spent most of his evening on CUK. The only thing he's boned is the half chicken and chips room service meal some Miserable Magyar drew the short straw to deliver to his festering carcass.

So what you are basically saying is he made it all up

[barrydidit]

So what you are basically saying is he made it all up

Accuse a fellow CUKer of telling lies to draw attention to their exploites? Never. I'm sure it was a realistic scenario in his own mind

[MrMarkyMark]

Accuse a fellow CUKer of telling lies to draw attention to their exploites? Never. I'm sure it was a realistic scenario in his own mind

I'm very sure it was....

[Old Greg]

So what you are basically saying is he made it all up

Given that he's a sockie on an Internet forum discussing an imaginary woman, I'd say he should go for it, but make sure he has a shower and brushes his teeth first.

[vetran]

Given that he's a sockie on an Internet forum discussing an imaginary woman, I'd say he should go for it, but make sure he has a shower and brushes his teeth first.

Yeah make sure he wears protection we don't want him to catch atheletes foot

[shaunbhoy]

He's a fat fugly fantasist. Who really cares about his warped musings?
He is about as likely to shag a fit hungarian bird without having to resort to spiking her drink with ketamine as he is to be Britain's next pope!!

[fullyautomatix]

The useless fat chunk has spent most of his evening on CUK. The only thing he's boned is the half chicken and chips room service meal some Miserable Magyar drew the short straw to deliver to his festering carcass.

Indeed. This obnoxious sockie is a fat chunt sitting in some basement room all by himself surrounded by empty rotting pizza boxes and cans of cheap lager. Why admin tolerates such posters is beyond me, i guess they think there is some entertainment value in there somewhere.