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    #11
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Gee, thanks. I always knew I am "well endowed" in that department.
    I think he was suggesting that you're just a fat Neville Southall.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Just double check if she has an innie or an outie down below before you do anything untoward...
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        #13
        Originally posted by kaiser78 View Post
        Just double check if she has an innie or an outie down below before you do anything untoward...
        he's hoping she is a put outie!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by kaiser78 View Post
          Just double check if she has an innie or an outie down below before you do anything untoward...
          It will likely be game over, for him, well prior to getting to that stage
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Does her Guide dog like you?
            He smells of gravy, of course it likes him.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #16
              So you went to dinner? How was her husbandry of the chutney spoon?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Isn't she a golddigger?

                If she is, then even easier

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

                  Could be expensive. Does your public liability cover the likely damage to this bird your head when she breaks a plate over it?
                  FTFY
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #19


                    Someone knocked on our door?

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                      #20
                      After careful consideration you should so bone that chick

                      🐣

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