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Jesus Christ, give it up. You manage to pretend to be camp about as much as Suity pretends to be competent.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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What's wrong with voting Trump?Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.Comment
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At least I tried...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJesus Christ, give it up. You manage to pretend to be camp about as much as Suity pretends to be competent.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Do you want extra fries with that lobotomy?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhat's wrong with voting Trump?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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No, MF does. Now answer my question.Originally posted by Mordac View PostDo you want extra fries with that lobotomy?Comment
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Context needed dear boy.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhat's wrong with voting Trump when the other option is Clinton?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Oh look, Cartman doesn't like it when you don't do as he asks.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostNo, MF does. Now answer my question.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You mean the "what's wrong with voting Trump" question? Jeez, where to start.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostNo, MF does. Now answer my question.
If I were a billionaire and follically challenged, I'm fairly sure I'd be able to source something better looking than a dead meerkat for a fake barnet.
He wants to build a wall along the US-Mexico border. Has anyone told him how long that border is, and if he wants to bring it in within budget, he's going to have to hire Mexicans to build it. And then deport them. After all, most Mexicans are drug dealers and rapists (in his words).
He believes that if everyone has guns, there will be less gun crime (I paraphrase, but he's not even a borderline loony on that one).
When asked about gay marriage, he answered that he preferred traditional marriage. So what's "traditional about being married three times?" was the supplementary question. Answer: "Good point".
He can't even get his speechwriters to plagiarise properly (change a few words luv, it's not that hard, surely).
And you would feel safe if this guy had his finger on the nuclear trigger? He almost makes Putin look sane and sensible. And that takes some serious suspension of disbelief...
Next?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View Post
And you would feel safe if this guy had his finger on the nuclear trigger?
Yes.
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