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    #51
    FTFY

    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Pretended to be bent? You're as a camp as a row of tents. Which is exactly how I like it
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
      You're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.
      Jesus Christ, give it up. You manage to pretend to be camp about as much as Suity pretends to be competent.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #53
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        You're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.
        What's wrong with voting Trump?

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          #54
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Jesus Christ, give it up. You manage to pretend to be camp about as much as Suity pretends to be competent.
          At least I tried...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #55
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            What's wrong with voting Trump?
            Do you want extra fries with that lobotomy?
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #56
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Do you want extra fries with that lobotomy?
              No, MF does. Now answer my question.

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                #57
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                What's wrong with voting Trump when the other option is Clinton?
                Context needed dear boy.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  No, MF does. Now answer my question.
                  Oh look, Cartman doesn't like it when you don't do as he asks.

                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    No, MF does. Now answer my question.
                    You mean the "what's wrong with voting Trump" question? Jeez, where to start.
                    If I were a billionaire and follically challenged, I'm fairly sure I'd be able to source something better looking than a dead meerkat for a fake barnet.
                    He wants to build a wall along the US-Mexico border. Has anyone told him how long that border is, and if he wants to bring it in within budget, he's going to have to hire Mexicans to build it. And then deport them. After all, most Mexicans are drug dealers and rapists (in his words).
                    He believes that if everyone has guns, there will be less gun crime (I paraphrase, but he's not even a borderline loony on that one).
                    When asked about gay marriage, he answered that he preferred traditional marriage. So what's "traditional about being married three times?" was the supplementary question. Answer: "Good point".
                    He can't even get his speechwriters to plagiarise properly (change a few words luv, it's not that hard, surely).

                    And you would feel safe if this guy had his finger on the nuclear trigger? He almost makes Putin look sane and sensible. And that takes some serious suspension of disbelief...


                    Next?
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Mordac View Post

                      And you would feel safe if this guy had his finger on the nuclear trigger?

                      Yes.

                      Next?

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