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Happy to provide you a dummy for the dress rehearsal.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostNo worries I know someone who has an open backed HGV available
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHappy to provide you a dummy for the dress rehearsal.

Have they not got a full-size one? If we're going to practice, it shouldn't be on a small one.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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He's broke the bench and is sat in the garden. HTHBIDIOriginally posted by vetran View PostHe is on the bench if that counts? Or is it still Garden leave?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Having secured enough votes to take Admin on, I've decided to pull out of the race.
Sorry for wasting everyones time.
Angela.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Run?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHaving secured enough votes to take Admin on, I've decided to pull out of the race.
Sorry for wasting everyones time.
Angela.
Race?
You mean you woke up sweating?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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You utter git. I had the whole campaign worked out and everything. I could have been your Mandelson (I even pretended to be really bent), your Alistair Campbell (I can lie like the bloody best if needs be, but you already knew thatOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHaving secured enough votes to take Admin on, I've decided to pull out of the race.
Sorry for wasting everyones time.
Angela.
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Still, if you want me to whisper "Angela" during our quiet moments together, I guess I can do that...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Pretended to be bent? You're as a camp as a row of tents.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou utter git. I had the whole campaign worked out and everything. I could have been your Mandelson (I even pretended to be really bent), your Alistair Campbell (I can lie like the bloody best if needs be, but you already knew that
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Still, if you want me to whisper "Angela" during our quiet moments together, I guess I can do that...
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPretended to be bent? You're as a camp as a row of tents.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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