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    #41
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    No worries I know someone who has an open backed HGV available .
    If he goes to the beach, he'll get put back in the sea.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #42
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      No worries I know someone who has an open backed HGV available .
      Happy to provide you a dummy for the dress rehearsal.

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        #43
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Happy to provide you a dummy for the dress rehearsal.





        Have they not got a full-size one? If we're going to practice, it shouldn't be on a small one.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #44
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          He is on the bench if that counts? Or is it still Garden leave?
          He's broke the bench and is sat in the garden. HTHBIDI
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #45
            Having secured enough votes to take Admin on, I've decided to pull out of the race.

            Sorry for wasting everyones time.

            Angela.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #46
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Having secured enough votes to take Admin on, I've decided to pull out of the race.

              Sorry for wasting everyones time.

              Angela.
              Run?
              Race?

              You mean you woke up sweating?
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #47
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                Run?
                Race?
                Pull out?
                You mean you woke up sweating?


                FTFY
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Having secured enough votes to take Admin on, I've decided to pull out of the race.

                  Sorry for wasting everyones time.

                  Angela.
                  You utter git. I had the whole campaign worked out and everything. I could have been your Mandelson (I even pretended to be really bent), your Alistair Campbell (I can lie like the bloody best if needs be, but you already knew that ).

                  Still, if you want me to whisper "Angela" during our quiet moments together, I guess I can do that...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    You utter git. I had the whole campaign worked out and everything. I could have been your Mandelson (I even pretended to be really bent), your Alistair Campbell (I can lie like the bloody best if needs be, but you already knew that ).

                    Still, if you want me to whisper "Angela" during our quiet moments together, I guess I can do that...
                    Pretended to be bent? You're as a camp as a row of tents.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Pretended to be bent? You're as a camp as a row of tents.
                      You're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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