Reply to: Running to be the new Admin

[FatLazyContractor]

You can't bloody trust any scrote these days...

We do trust you though, old sport.

[Mordac]

I know. Last heard, Suity spotted you in MF's basement.

And I swore that toe-rag to secrecy. You can't bloody trust any scrote these days...

[FatLazyContractor]

Thank god (or your preferred sky fairy of choice) I don't live anywhere near you.

I know. Last heard, Suity spotted you in MF's basement.

[Mordac]

Yes.

Next?

Thank god (or your preferred sky fairy of choice) I don't live anywhere near you.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Yes, as long as Suity is made his deputy.

Next?

[LondonManc]

Yes.

Next?

You didn't address the absolutely vital question of his hair. Surely the whole presidential candidacy should boil down to hair care?

[FatLazyContractor]

And you would feel safe if this guy had his finger on the nuclear trigger?

Yes.

Next?

[Mordac]

No, MF does. Now answer my question.

You mean the "what's wrong with voting Trump" question? Jeez, where to start.
If I were a billionaire and follically challenged, I'm fairly sure I'd be able to source something better looking than a dead meerkat for a fake barnet.
He wants to build a wall along the US-Mexico border. Has anyone told him how long that border is, and if he wants to bring it in within budget, he's going to have to hire Mexicans to build it. And then deport them. After all, most Mexicans are drug dealers and rapists (in his words).
He believes that if everyone has guns, there will be less gun crime (I paraphrase, but he's not even a borderline loony on that one).
When asked about gay marriage, he answered that he preferred traditional marriage. So what's "traditional about being married three times?" was the supplementary question. Answer: "Good point".
He can't even get his speechwriters to plagiarise properly (change a few words luv, it's not that hard, surely).

And you would feel safe if this guy had his finger on the nuclear trigger? He almost makes Putin look sane and sensible. And that takes some serious suspension of disbelief...


Next?

[MarillionFan]

No, MF does. Now answer my question.

Oh look, Cartman doesn't like it when you don't do as he asks.

[LondonManc]

What's wrong with voting Trump when the other option is Clinton?

Context needed dear boy.

[FatLazyContractor]

Do you want extra fries with that lobotomy?

No, MF does. Now answer my question.

[Mordac]

What's wrong with voting Trump?

Do you want extra fries with that lobotomy?

[Mordac]

Jesus Christ, give it up. You manage to pretend to be camp about as much as Suity pretends to be competent.

At least I tried...

[FatLazyContractor]

You're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.

What's wrong with voting Trump?

[MarillionFan]

You're such a sweetie, have a lovely time, and don't upset those ghastly Americans, in case they vote for the Trumpy bloke. He would ruin all our fun, the nasty man.

Jesus Christ, give it up. You manage to pretend to be camp about as much as Suity pretends to be competent.