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My prayers are with MrMarkyMark at this time.
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Phhhht, was cut to feck before it even got here, just as well they took it off the streets
The purity of the cocaine ranged from between 58% and 74%.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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You'd have probably got away with the old "personal use only" line...Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
(and for the avoidance of doubt, the use of the word "line" was entirely deliberate)His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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You'd have to ask diseasex.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWould Brexit have affected this bust?
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But he's on a break so won't reply.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou'd have to ask diseasex.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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WhoOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou'd have to ask diseasex.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Ok, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammitOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostBut he's on a break so won't reply.
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Wilmslowwwwww!!!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostOk, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammit
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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