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    #11
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Ok, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammit
    Probably on his ignore list
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Probably on his ignore list
      I took Bee off my ignore list yesterday. Encouraging cretinism is as big a crime as being a cretin.

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        #13
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        I took Bee off my ignore list yesterday. Encouraging cretinism is as big a crime as being a cretin.
        One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?
          Still not sure whether FLC is advocating the encouragement of cretins or warning against it?
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #15
            I was laughing so hard at this story, I think I've cut my nose with a £50.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #16
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              I was laughing so hard at this story, I think I've cut my nose with a £50.
              You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard
                Bet it formed a jelly with the remnants of your "porridge" from last night

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Bet it formed a jelly with the remnants of your "porridge" from last night
                  Less keyboard trouble since you got the vocal input device for your PC?
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard
                    Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and team of writers to make your posts?
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and a packet of crayons to make your posts?
                      FTFY
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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