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Phil Rouge replied

12 July 2016, 09:53
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

But he's on a break so won't reply.

Knockout!
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 July 2016, 09:32
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Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Sounds like you need to change your accountant.
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BrilloPad replied

12 July 2016, 09:26
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?

I was going to sign up. But then I asked my accountant who told me not to....
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 July 2016, 09:25
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and team of writers to make your posts?

I did, but had to let them go, they started to give the MMM posts an air of credibility
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Mordac replied

12 July 2016, 09:22
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and a packet of crayons to make your posts?

FTFY
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WTFH replied

12 July 2016, 09:20
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard

Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and team of writers to make your posts?
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 July 2016, 09:18
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Bet it formed a jelly with the remnants of your "porridge" from last night

Less keyboard trouble since you got the vocal input device for your PC?
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FatLazyContractor replied

12 July 2016, 09:13
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard

Bet it formed a jelly with the remnants of your "porridge" from last night
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 July 2016, 09:10
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I was laughing so hard at this story, I think I've cut my nose with a £50.

You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard
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WTFH replied

12 July 2016, 09:05
I was laughing so hard at this story, I think I've cut my nose with a £50.
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LondonManc replied

12 July 2016, 09:04
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?

Still not sure whether FLC is advocating the encouragement of cretins or warning against it?
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 July 2016, 09:01
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I took Bee off my ignore list yesterday. Encouraging cretinism is as big a crime as being a cretin.

One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?
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FatLazyContractor replied

12 July 2016, 08:57
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Probably on his ignore list

I took Bee off my ignore list yesterday. Encouraging cretinism is as big a crime as being a cretin.
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 July 2016, 08:55
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Ok, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammit

Probably on his ignore list
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LondonManc replied

12 July 2016, 08:54
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Ok, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammit

Wilmslowwwwww!!!
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