Worrying Trend - Hipster Beards (POLL)

[barrydidit]

Antisemitism is in the news, where does he stand on that today?

Tricky one. Whilst it's very popular amongst his friends, Adolf didn't like beards, or jews. Who knows what his views might be?

[MrMarkyMark]

You watch too many movies with Gladiators in them, don't you?

Thats where you went wrong, you should have cultivated a beard like NLUK

[barrydidit]

Thats where you went wrong, you should have cultivated a beard like NLUK

It's a fake one mate. I always thought there was something fishy about NLUK's beard.

Oh wait, no, that was NLyUK...

[MrMarkyMark]

It's a fake one mate. I always thought there was something fishy about NLUK's beard.

Oh wait, no, that was NLyUK...

Sudocream worked on the rash Barry, as I advised by PM

[Churchill]

I keep seeing more and more men sporting ferrets attached to their faces. Silly long bushy beards & tashes. It's almost as if as women have decided to go hairless all over these days, that the men are deciding they should be sporting some kind of pubic facial hair.

Is this trend reflected on CUK?

Why cultivate on your face what grows wild on your arse?

[Uncle Albert]

What a lot of hairy faced men there are around nowadays.
When a man grows hair all over his face it is impossible to tell what he really looks like.
Perhaps that's why he does it. He'd rather you didn't know.
Then there's the problem of washing.
When the very hairy ones wash their faces, it must be as big a job as when you and I wash the hair on our heads.
So what I want to know is this. How often do all these hairy faced men wash their faces? Is it only once a week, like us, on Sunday nights? And do they shampoo it? Do they use a hair dryer? Do they rub hair tonic in to stop their faces from going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faces cut and trimmed or do they do it themselves in front of the bathroom mirror with nail scissors?
I don't know. But next time you see a man with a hairy face (which will probably be as soon as you step out on to the street) maybe you will look at him more closely and start wondering about some of these things.

He knew what he was on about.

[d000hg]

FTFY

That's moustaches, not beards. A big beard on a middle-aged man has never really been out of fashion.

[MrMarkyMark]

That's moustaches, not beards. A big beard on a middle-aged man has never really been out of fashion.

True, NLUK is a case in point

[xoggoth]

Why no "I usually look like Albert Steptoe 'cos I can't be ar*sed to shave" option?

[SimonMac]

Worrying Trend - Hipster Beards (POLL)

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