Leave donor plans new party to replace Ukip – without Farage

[original PM]

Man I bet dem titties dangle when you get em oot

[SueEllen]

Holy crap

She is a politician. Do you seriously expect her to be young and beautiful? They don't sleep, eat tulip and drink too much.

In fact if they are a politician and remotely healthy looking they are gay.

[vetran]

Would FLC? (lets lower the bar to near the floor).

[northernladuk]

Would FLC? (lets lower the bar to near the floor).

Not too near the floor. He'll never get under it.

[AtW]

She is a politician. Do you seriously expect her to be young and beautiful? They don't sleep, eat tulip and drink too much.

In fact if they are a politician and remotely healthy looking they are gay.

Evita was nice and could sing too...

[SueEllen]

Evita was nice and could sing too...

I didn't realise you fancied Madonna

[northernladuk]

Holy crap

<MTT>Yes please</MTT>

FTFY

[AtW]

I didn't realise you fancied Madonna

I switched to Taylor Swift now

[darmstadt]

Presumably they'll have to get a new name as well...so come on CUK humourists....

[BrilloPad]

In the age where national football teams can be run by foreign managers, could we recruit internationally?

Or how about that Scottish woman with the name of as fish who looks like a krankie. You may disagree with her - but she is probably the best politician in the UK today.