Man I bet dem titties dangle when you get em oot
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Leave donor plans new party to replace Ukip – without Farage
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She is a politician. Do you seriously expect her to be young and beautiful? They don't sleep, eat tulip and drink too much.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHoly crap
In fact if they are a politician and remotely healthy looking they are gay."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Not too near the floor. He'll never get under it.Originally posted by vetran View PostWould FLC? (lets lower the bar to near the floor).'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Evita was nice and could sing too...Originally posted by SueEllen View PostShe is a politician. Do you seriously expect her to be young and beautiful? They don't sleep, eat tulip and drink too much.
In fact if they are a politician and remotely healthy looking they are gay.Comment
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I didn't realise you fancied MadonnaOriginally posted by AtW View PostEvita was nice and could sing too..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHoly crap
<MTT>Yes please</MTT>'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I switched to Taylor Swift nowOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostI didn't realise you fancied Madonna
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Presumably they'll have to get a new name as well...so come on CUK humourists....“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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In the age where national football teams can be run by foreign managers, could we recruit internationally?
Or how about that Scottish woman with the name of as fish who looks like a krankie. You may disagree with her - but she is probably the best politician in the UK today.Comment
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