Surely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSurely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...Comment
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A few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.
I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...
Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSurely he could have got the optional extra
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Gives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostGives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...Comment
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Originally posted by bobspud View PostA few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.
I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...
Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs this news? All BMW drivers are
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