Surely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...
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I hope the officer pulled him on the hard shoulderOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostSurely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...Comment
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A few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.
I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...
Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...Comment
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This guy went for the supersized package....Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSurely he could have got the optional extra
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Gives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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and shooting down the motorway.Originally posted by Mordac View PostGives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...
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I don't think they mention it to the loved one. Just to everyone else...Originally posted by bobspud View PostA few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.
I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...
Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Out if interest, what do you drive?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs this news? All BMW drivers are
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