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ctdctd replied

23 June 2016, 11:00
What's the problem - you are allowed to use a hands free phone so just get a ............. if you want to
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MrMarkyMark replied

23 June 2016, 10:59
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unemployed replied

23 June 2016, 10:43
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Why is the picture of the M25?

because the driver likes playing with the RING road
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VectraMan replied

23 June 2016, 10:41
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Surely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...

Why is the picture of the M25?
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unemployed replied

23 June 2016, 10:35
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

This guy went for the supersized package....

Is that the tea bag model
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LondonManc replied

23 June 2016, 07:56
Cheap Beemer Owner
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FatLazyContractor replied

23 June 2016, 07:27
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is this news? All BMW drivers are

Out if interest, what do you drive?
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BrilloPad replied

23 June 2016, 07:25
Is this news? All BMW drivers are
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eek replied

23 June 2016, 07:19
Originally posted by bobspud View Post

A few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.

I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...

Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...

I don't think they mention it to the loved one. Just to everyone else...
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vetran replied

22 June 2016, 23:56
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Gives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...

and shooting down the motorway.
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Mordac replied

22 June 2016, 22:50
Gives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...
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greenlake replied

22 June 2016, 22:16
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Surely he could have got the optional extra

This guy went for the supersized package....
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bobspud replied

22 June 2016, 21:33
A few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.

I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...

Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...
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unemployed replied

22 June 2016, 20:46
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Surely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...

I hope the officer pulled him on the hard shoulder
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AtW replied

22 June 2016, 19:57
A lot of cars do 90+ mph around there off peak...
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