Worst Snake Bite EVER!

[saptastic]

Man Bitten By Nine-Foot Python While On Toilet

A Thai man is recovering in hospital after being attacked by a nine-foot (three metres) python while sitting on the toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay suffered a three-inch (eight cm) wound after being bit on the penis by the snake which had crawled up through the plumbing.

[mudskipper]

Man Bitten By Nine-Foot Python While On Toilet

A Thai man is recovering in hospital after being attacked by a nine-foot (three metres) python while sitting on the toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay suffered a three-inch (eight cm) wound after being bit on the penis by the snake which had crawled up through the plumbing.

Isn't that everyone's nightmare? Snakes coming up the toilet while you're in situ? As a kid, it was crocodiles I was scared of.

[Lockhouse]

Isn't that everyone's nightmare? Snakes coming up the toilet while you're in situ? As a kid, it was crocodiles I was scared of.

Whenever I'm on the crapper I still think the taxman will get my crown jewels.

[FatLazyContractor]

Man Bitten By Nine-Foot Python While On Toilet

A Thai man is recovering in hospital after being attacked by a nine-foot (three metres) python while sitting on the toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay suffered a three-inch (eight cm) wound after being bit on the penis by the snake which had crawled up through the plumbing.

Shame it was a poor Thai man.

The python would have got a mouthful had it been MF. Mouthful of bum, silly, not his micro sausage.

[BrilloPad]

Isn't that everyone's nightmare? Snakes coming up the toilet while you're in situ? As a kid, it was crocodiles I was scared of.

I am more worried having my bits ripped off whenever MrsBP was around.

I suppose if she tried to flush them down the toilet(I do hate the term loo - its so Northern) they might get bitten by some monster.

[psychocandy]

If one appeared when I was on the pot it'd probably be scared off when it saw a bigger one! :-)

[DimPrawn]

Worst snake bite ever?

Pah!

Student Union 1990's, a snake bite had me dancing with my trousers over my head!

[MrMarkyMark]

If one appeared when I was on the pot it'd probably be scared off when it saw a bigger one! :-)

So there is truth in the rumour that you are a total cock

[WTFH]

I wondered when you'd turn up on this thread, Marky. Is that guy one of the ones you were with on your recent holiday?

[MrMarkyMark]

I wondered when you'd turn up on this thread, Marky. Is that guy one of the ones you were with on your recent holiday?

Simply put, no, but thanks for asking.

However, I may have knowledge of the Python