Reply to: Worst Snake Bite EVER!

[MrMarkyMark]

I believe that he has got a nasty rash though.

Well, maybe if you are a really good boy, WTFH may let you help rub some cream into it later

[FatLazyContractor]

He's the only one though.


I got a very nasty rash.

You can't believe anything he says

I believe that he has got a nasty rash though.

[MrMarkyMark]

Then what WTFH told us in your absence is true. You get nothing from MrsMM

I'm away for 5 minutes and WTFH has drawn you in also

You can't believe anything he says

[WTFH]

You get nothing from MrsMM

He's the only one though.


I got a very nasty rash.

[FatLazyContractor]

Only my own

Then what WTFH told us in your absence is true. You get nothing from MrsMM

[MrMarkyMark]

Which was exactly what WTFH was referring to. Whose python were you playing with recently?

Only my own

[FatLazyContractor]

Simply put, no.
However, I may have knowledge of the Python

Which was exactly what WTFH was referring to. Whose python were you playing with recently?

[MrMarkyMark]

I wondered when you'd turn up on this thread, Marky. Is that guy one of the ones you were with on your recent holiday?

Simply put, no, but thanks for asking.

However, I may have knowledge of the Python

[WTFH]

I wondered when you'd turn up on this thread, Marky. Is that guy one of the ones you were with on your recent holiday?

[MrMarkyMark]

If one appeared when I was on the pot it'd probably be scared off when it saw a bigger one! :-)

So there is truth in the rumour that you are a total cock

[DimPrawn]

Worst snake bite ever?

Pah!

Student Union 1990's, a snake bite had me dancing with my trousers over my head!

[psychocandy]

If one appeared when I was on the pot it'd probably be scared off when it saw a bigger one! :-)

[BrilloPad]

Isn't that everyone's nightmare? Snakes coming up the toilet while you're in situ? As a kid, it was crocodiles I was scared of.

I am more worried having my bits ripped off whenever MrsBP was around.

I suppose if she tried to flush them down the toilet(I do hate the term loo - its so Northern) they might get bitten by some monster.

[FatLazyContractor]

Man Bitten By Nine-Foot Python While On Toilet

A Thai man is recovering in hospital after being attacked by a nine-foot (three metres) python while sitting on the toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay suffered a three-inch (eight cm) wound after being bit on the penis by the snake which had crawled up through the plumbing.

Shame it was a poor Thai man.

The python would have got a mouthful had it been MF. Mouthful of bum, silly, not his micro sausage.

[Lockhouse]

Isn't that everyone's nightmare? Snakes coming up the toilet while you're in situ? As a kid, it was crocodiles I was scared of.

Whenever I'm on the crapper I still think the taxman will get my crown jewels.