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Worst Snake Bite EVER!
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Only my ownOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhich was exactly what WTFH was referring to. Whose python were you playing with recently?
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Then what WTFH told us in your absence is true. You get nothing from MrsMMOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOnly my own
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He's the only one though.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou get nothing from MrsMM
I got a very nasty rash.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I'm away for 5 minutes and WTFH has drawn you in alsoOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThen what WTFH told us in your absence is true. You get nothing from MrsMM

You can't believe anything he says
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Well, maybe if you are a really good boy, WTFH may let you help rub some cream into it laterOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI believe that he has got a nasty rash though.
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