Maybe we should abolish the word "surely"

[vetran]

Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
Rumack, Randy: [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying.

and for CUK

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[diseasex]

Why would we abolish Shirley?

[Old Greg]

Jamaica. Nah she went of her own accord.

How does she smell?

[OwlHoot]

A twat? what is it?

It's a nun's head dress of course

[vetran]

It's a nun's head dress of course

right you are all a bunch of twachylles esp AssGuru.

The word’s origins are obscure, but Eric Partridge’s A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, edited by Paul Beale, suggests that “twat” may be related to “twachylle,” a word from the 1400s meaning a passage or lane.

[MarillionFan]

How does she smell?

Alaska.