Reply to: Maybe we should abolish the word "surely"

[MarillionFan]

How does she smell?

Alaska.

[vetran]

It's a nun's head dress of course

right you are all a bunch of twachylles esp AssGuru.

The word’s origins are obscure, but Eric Partridge’s A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, edited by Paul Beale, suggests that “twat” may be related to “twachylle,” a word from the 1400s meaning a passage or lane.

[OwlHoot]

A twat? what is it?

It's a nun's head dress of course

[Old Greg]

Jamaica. Nah she went of her own accord.

How does she smell?

[diseasex]

Why would we abolish Shirley?

[vetran]

Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
Rumack, Randy: [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying.

and for CUK

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[MarillionFan]

Jamaica. Nah she went of her own accord.

[Old Greg]

Don't call me, "May B."

[FatLazyContractor]

what sorting out your messes sonny?

Yes, clean up afterwards

[vetran]

That's what you vetrans are for

what sorting out your messes sonny?

[FatLazyContractor]

wrong you have to follow the explanation with

That's what you vetrans are for

[vetran]

Soft on the outside and wet with crap inside. Like sasguru

wrong you have to follow the explanation with

, but that's not important right now.

[FatLazyContractor]

A twat? what is it?

Soft on the outside and wet with crap inside. Like sasguru

[vetran]

well if some lady part set it up properly it would be funny

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

A twat? what is it?

[unemployed]