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Previously on "Maybe we should abolish the word "surely""

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    How does she smell?
    Alaska.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    It's a nun's head dress of course
    right you are all a bunch of twachylles esp AssGuru.

    The word’s origins are obscure, but Eric Partridge’s A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, edited by Paul Beale, suggests that “twat” may be related to “twachylle,” a word from the 1400s meaning a passage or lane.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    A twat? what is it?
    It's a nun's head dress of course

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Jamaica. Nah she went of her own accord.
    How does she smell?

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  • diseasex
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    Why would we abolish Shirley?

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  • vetran
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    Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
    Rumack, Randy: [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying.

    and for CUK

    Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
    Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
    Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
    Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
    Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Jamaica. Nah she went of her own accord.

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  • Old Greg
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    Don't call me, "May B."

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    what sorting out your messes sonny?
    Yes, clean up afterwards

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    That's what you vetrans are for
    what sorting out your messes sonny?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    wrong you have to follow the explanation with
    That's what you vetrans are for

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Soft on the outside and wet with crap inside. Like sasguru
    wrong you have to follow the explanation with

    , but that's not important right now.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    A twat? what is it?
    Soft on the outside and wet with crap inside. Like sasguru

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  • vetran
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    well if some lady part set it up properly it would be funny


    Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

    A twat? what is it?

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