Celebrities not doing stuff

[mudskipper]

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are not getting married and they're not having a baby.

Katie Holmes is NOT pregnant with Jamie Foxx's baby and they're not getting married | Metro News

In other news

Dame Judi Dench is not expecting twins.
James Corden has not broken the world record for eating shredded wheat.
Rhianna is not going to be first person to sing Bond Theme tune live from the International Space Station.

[NickFitz]

It isn't just celebrities! I'm not going to B&Q for a tin of paint tomorrow. But the media simply ignore things that ordinary people aren't doing, taunting us with this depiction of a fantasy world where celebrities don't do much more interesting things

[missinggreenfields]

I'm currently reading According to the Daily Mail.

Although it's fiction, there are some interesting appendices which contain some of the research the author did before writing the book.

[WTFH]

MF is not going to stop being a permie.

[vetran]

MF is not going to stop being a permie.

he may have no choice. The slippery pole is getting to him.

[MarillionFan]

MF is not going to stop being a permie.

Today I am still a permie.

Just been in the shower for an hour trying to wash off the shame.

(On a side note, also just been on Jobserve and their's load of stuff I can do :-) )

[FatLazyContractor]

Today I am still a permie.

Just been in the shower for an hour trying to wash off the shame.

Yes, the duration sounds about right keeping your total surface area in mind. Like washing a hippo

[WTFH]

(On a side note, also just been on Jobserve and their's load of stuff I can do :-) )

I'm sure there is

[WTFH]

I'm sure there is

Actually, that's not fair. You'd be more suited to this:
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