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Yes, let's drive a car through an internet forum. Feel free to patent that one....The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
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It's about as realistic as having a sticky bonnet.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostYes, let's drive a car through an internet forum. Feel free to patent that one....
You can patent what you like. They love daft patents, all the more money for the legal system when mugs try to do anything about them.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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And if you have more than will fit into the car, you can just glue someone to the bonnet. I bet children would love it.....Comment
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New to dogging?Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostIt's about as realistic as having a sticky bonnet.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI normally satisfy myself by
ing as I get nothing from Mrs.V

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I'm sure there will be all sorts of inventive uses for it.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNew to dogging?
A whole new drive through market.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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After extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Sounds like the equivalent of a super magnet that picks up more than it wants.Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostAfter extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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