Reply to: Genius & you get a captive customer too

[greenlake]

Or what about when a deer runs out - imagine having a half dead petrified animal glued on your bonnet

[Dactylion]

How do they cater to the needs of fat bastards like MF who usually tend to cross the road a like water buffalo does?

It's a great analogy and I can see many similarities, the fetid stench, the dumb stupidity, thick skin, fugly, lumbering gait etc.

All I am missing is how exactly a Water Buffalo normally crosses a road?

[FatLazyContractor]

I don't pay for it, never have.

What has ing got to do with paying?

[Old Greg]

I normally satisfy myself by driving a coach & horses through Bremainers Arguments

At least you can laugh at yourself, matey.

[LondonManc]

After extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.

Sounds like the equivalent of a super magnet that picks up more than it wants.

[Hobosapien]

After extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.

[vetran]

FTFY

I don't pay for it, never have.

[Hobosapien]

New to dogging?

I'm sure there will be all sorts of inventive uses for it.

A whole new drive through market.

[FatLazyContractor]

I normally satisfy myself by ing as I get nothing from Mrs.V

FTFY

[LondonManc]

It's about as realistic as having a sticky bonnet.

New to dogging?

[BrilloPad]

And if you have more than will fit into the car, you can just glue someone to the bonnet. I bet children would love it.....

[Hobosapien]

Yes, let's drive a car through an internet forum. Feel free to patent that one....

It's about as realistic as having a sticky bonnet.

You can patent what you like. They love daft patents, all the more money for the legal system when mugs try to do anything about them.

[vetran]

I normally satisfy myself by driving a coach & horses through Bremainers Arguments

[LondonManc]

At least they haven't patented bull bars. The amount of bull they'd catch driving through here would throw the Earth off axis.

Yes, let's drive a car through an internet forum. Feel free to patent that one....

[Hobosapien]

At least they haven't patented bull bars. The amount of bull they'd catch driving through here would throw the Earth off axis.