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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHow do they cater to the needs of fat bastards like MF who usually tend to cross the road a like water buffalo does?
All I am missing is how exactly a Water Buffalo normally crosses a road?
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI don't pay for it, never have.
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Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostAfter extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.
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After extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNew to dogging?
A whole new drive through market.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI normally satisfy myself by ing as I get nothing from Mrs.V
FTFY
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Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostIt's about as realistic as having a sticky bonnet.
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And if you have more than will fit into the car, you can just glue someone to the bonnet. I bet children would love it.....
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostYes, let's drive a car through an internet forum. Feel free to patent that one....
You can patent what you like. They love daft patents, all the more money for the legal system when mugs try to do anything about them.
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I normally satisfy myself by driving a coach & horses through Bremainers Arguments
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Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostAt least they haven't patented bull bars. The amount of bull they'd catch driving through here would throw the Earth off axis.
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At least they haven't patented bull bars. The amount of bull they'd catch driving through here would throw the Earth off axis.
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