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    #91
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Only your Mum.
    Dad, is that you?

    Are you a rugby player, cause I know my dad was a rugby player and I think I know which match, but that narrows it down to 30 guys...
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #92
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      You know where.
      Only if I can work out how to turn off the CCTV...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #93
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Dad, is that you?

        Are you a rugby player, cause I know my dad was a rugby player and I think I know which match, but that narrows it down to 30 guys...
        unless they had subs (sorry, replacements) in those days, in which case it could be a few more...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #94
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Well if you want shoot OG's cock off and shoor PC in the mouth you could save a bullet.
          I'd send a sub in cause I'm COTBAC.

          So that's 2.
          You have a sick & twisted, perverted imagination.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #95
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            You have a sick & twisted, perverted imagination.
            That is both welcomed and embraced by the CUK community.

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              #96
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              You have a sick & twisted, perverted imagination.
              Flattery will get you nowhere.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #97
                Since this has gone off topic, went for an interview at Ford's in Essex and one of the managers at the interview (there were 2) asked me what PRINCE2 was. Was interviewing for a PM/BA role.

                Saying that a lot of their roles are extremely specific to their market and their terminologies. Most probably have no idea of stuff outside their little bubble.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by Drei View Post
                  Since this has gone off topic, went for an interview at Ford's in Essex and one of the managers at the interview (there were 2) asked me what PRINCE2 was. Was interviewing for a PM/BA role.

                  Saying that a lot of their roles are extremely specific to their market and their terminologies. Most probably have no idea of stuff outside their little bubble.
                  Prince 2, you say, is that the sequel to Prince 1, any good?
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Prince 2, you say, is that the sequel to Prince 1, any good?
                    RIP, only 57 years old...

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                      Originally posted by Drei View Post
                      Since this has gone off topic, went for an interview at Ford's in Essex and one of the managers at the interview (there were 2) asked me what PRINCE2 was. Was interviewing for a PM/BA role.

                      Saying that a lot of their roles are extremely specific to their market and their terminologies. Most probably have no idea of stuff outside their little bubble.
                      Recent or years ago?
                      Do they still determine rank and status by how many coat hooks you get in your office?
                      That seemed to be the culture when I was placed by Andersen Consulting (pre scandal so that dates it) at Ford New Holland in Basildon.
                      So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!

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