Urgent, need answer before 6th

[WTFH]

My Panamanian accountant has been in contact with my Isle of Man tax advisers to say that Gideon is going on holiday to the Caymans, and he intends to rob the banks there.


Should I buy lube in this tax year or next, and will it make any difference?

[BrilloPad]

What does your (Panamenian) accountant say?

[WTFH]

What does your (Panamenian) accountant say?

Nothing. My accountant is Panamanian.

[webberg]

Nothing. My accountant is Panamanian.

I would advise moving everything to the BVI.

[WTFH]

I would advise moving everything to the BVI.

I tried that last year - was in Foxy's on Jost Van Dyke on Paddy's Day. Moored the cat up early then went ashore. Excellent venue. For a bit quieter fun, head out to Anegada. The only problem with it is that if you are sailing from Virgin Gorda and miss Anegada, the next landfall is Greenland.

[vetran]

I tried that last year - was in Foxy's on Jost Van Dyke on Paddy's Day. Moored the cat up early then went ashore. Excellent venue. For a bit quieter fun, head out to Anegada. The only problem with it is that if you are sailing from Virgin Gorda and miss Anegada, the next landfall is Greenland.

scroaty wrong login!

[MrMarkyMark]

Nothing. My accountant is Panamanian.

How good is his Cocaine?

[WTFH]

How good is his Cocaine?

it would blow your supplier's snow away.

[MrMarkyMark]

it would blow your supplier's snow away.

Cool, tell him I have plenty of cash, may need some accounts doing, also

[WTFH]

Cool, tell him I have plenty of cash, may need some accounts doing, also

Send the cash (used, non-sequential) to:

Harry Pendel
Fox Hat Finance,
Fox Towers,
Surrey