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WTFH replied

4 April 2016, 14:25
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

That is a gross insult to Mary Poppins

Log out as yourself and log in as her then say that.
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FatLazyContractor replied

4 April 2016, 14:22
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Based on the type of women you attract, sorry, I'm not interested in the Isle of Dogs.

That is a gross insult to Mary Poppins
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WTFH replied

4 April 2016, 14:21
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Have you thought about the possibility of blowing it all on hookers invited to your private Carribean island?

I am happy to rent you my island for a weekend, if you would like ...

Based on the type of women you attract, sorry, I'm not interested in the Isle of Dogs.
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FatLazyContractor replied

4 April 2016, 14:18
Have you thought about the possibility of blowing it all on hookers invited to your private Carribean island?

I am happy to rent you my island for a weekend, if you would like ...
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WTFH replied

4 April 2016, 14:15
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Cool, tell him I have plenty of cash, may need some accounts doing, also

Send the cash (used, non-sequential) to:

Harry Pendel
Fox Hat Finance,
Fox Towers,
Surrey
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MrMarkyMark replied

4 April 2016, 14:09
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

it would blow your supplier's snow away.

Cool, tell him I have plenty of cash, may need some accounts doing, also
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WTFH replied

4 April 2016, 13:45
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

How good is his Cocaine?

it would blow your supplier's snow away.
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MrMarkyMark replied

4 April 2016, 13:30
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Nothing. My accountant is Panamanian.

How good is his Cocaine?
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vetran replied

4 April 2016, 13:27
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I tried that last year - was in Foxy's on Jost Van Dyke on Paddy's Day. Moored the cat up early then went ashore. Excellent venue. For a bit quieter fun, head out to Anegada. The only problem with it is that if you are sailing from Virgin Gorda and miss Anegada, the next landfall is Greenland.

scroaty wrong login!
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WTFH replied

4 April 2016, 12:42
Originally posted by webberg View Post

I would advise moving everything to the BVI.

I tried that last year - was in Foxy's on Jost Van Dyke on Paddy's Day. Moored the cat up early then went ashore. Excellent venue. For a bit quieter fun, head out to Anegada. The only problem with it is that if you are sailing from Virgin Gorda and miss Anegada, the next landfall is Greenland.
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webberg replied

4 April 2016, 12:38
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Nothing. My accountant is Panamanian.

I would advise moving everything to the BVI.
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WTFH replied

4 April 2016, 12:21
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What does your (Panamenian) accountant say?

Nothing. My accountant is Panamanian.
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BrilloPad replied

4 April 2016, 12:17
What does your (Panamenian) accountant say?
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4 April 2016, 12:15
Urgent, need answer before 6th

My Panamanian accountant has been in contact with my Isle of Man tax advisers to say that Gideon is going on holiday to the Caymans, and he intends to rob the banks there.

Should I buy lube in this tax year or next, and will it make any difference?
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