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    #71
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Does having a shag count?
    What are you talking about, this is slang?

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      #72
      Originally posted by Bee View Post
      What are you talking about, this is slang?
      Medical examination?

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        #73
        Originally posted by Bee View Post
        What are you talking about, this is slang?
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Medical examination?




        WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #74
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.
          So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

          Wonder where she gets it from

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            #75
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.
            Well said, it's like appears to be.

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              #76
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

              Wonder where she gets it from

              Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


              When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.


              In your case though, if everyone says 'You're a chunt' including your own mum, 'then you can probably say, you're a chunt'


              You chunt.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #77
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


                When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack
                ', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.
                .
                Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

                5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

                  5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

                  Working my notice. Every penny counts now.


                  For all those times the BA hostess took too long, I'm now looking for a refund.


                  Is it too early for Lidl?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Working my notice. Every penny counts now.
                    Do send us your CV. I'll forward it to Suity.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Bee View Post
                      What are you talking about, this is slang?
                      Urban Dictionary, April 4: ass liquid is your friend.

                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      ...Is it too early for Lidl?
                      A lidl what?
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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