Reply to: Had a heart attack

[sasguru]

Glad to hear the news is relatively good, MF.

[MrMarkyMark]

The Roman Chariots sauna is also hiring. Good rates of pay too.

Undoubtedly includes free lube

[BrilloPad]

Good news MF.

I another note, I hear Morrisons are hiring.
You may have to re jig your CV for the "Product Replenishment Consultant" role, but I'm sure you will manage

The Roman Chariots sauna is also hiring. Good rates of pay too.

[MrMarkyMark]

Good news MF.

I another note, I hear Morrisons are hiring.
You may have to re jig your CV for the "Product Replenishment Consultant" role, but I'm sure you will manage

[mudskipper]

Urban Dictionary, April 4: ass liquid is your friend.

A lidl what?

A lidl loving, a lidl giving to build a dream for the world we live in.

[BrilloPad]

Thanks for the update and pleased it is good news.

[NotAllThere]

What are you talking about, this is slang?

Urban Dictionary, April 4: ass liquid is your friend.

...Is it too early for Lidl?

A lidl what?

[FatLazyContractor]

Working my notice. Every penny counts now.

Do send us your CV. I'll forward it to Suity.

[MarillionFan]

Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

Working my notice. Every penny counts now.


For all those times the BA hostess took too long, I'm now looking for a refund.


Is it too early for Lidl?

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.
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Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

[MarillionFan]

So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

Wonder where she gets it from

Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.


In your case though, if everyone says 'You're a chunt' including your own mum, 'then you can probably say, you're a chunt'


You chunt.

[Bee]

WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.

Well said, it's like appears to be.

[FatLazyContractor]

WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.

So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

Wonder where she gets it from

[MarillionFan]

What are you talking about, this is slang?

Medical examination?

WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.

[FatLazyContractor]

What are you talking about, this is slang?

Medical examination?