Had a heart attack

[Bee]

Does having a shag count?

What are you talking about, this is slang?

[FatLazyContractor]

What are you talking about, this is slang?

Medical examination?

[MarillionFan]

What are you talking about, this is slang?

Medical examination?

WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.

[FatLazyContractor]

WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.

So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

Wonder where she gets it from

[Bee]

WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.

Well said, it's like appears to be.

[MarillionFan]

So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

Wonder where she gets it from

Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.


In your case though, if everyone says 'You're a chunt' including your own mum, 'then you can probably say, you're a chunt'


You chunt.

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.
.

Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

[MarillionFan]

Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

Working my notice. Every penny counts now.


For all those times the BA hostess took too long, I'm now looking for a refund.


Is it too early for Lidl?

[FatLazyContractor]

Working my notice. Every penny counts now.

Do send us your CV. I'll forward it to Suity.

[NotAllThere]

What are you talking about, this is slang?

Urban Dictionary, April 4: ass liquid is your friend.

...Is it too early for Lidl?

A lidl what?