Hamface: "So, here's the plan. You resign, citing a matter of principle which makes Gideon look bad."
IDS: "OK…"
Hamface: "We let Gideon fester for a while in this mess of his own making. Eventually he's going to have to go, so I'll sack him."
IDS: "And then…?"
Hamface: "I make you chancellor! We spin it that you're a change for the better, man of principle, stood up for the disabled when Gideon was trying to screw them; all that. And that bulltulip covers us while…"
IDS: "…I double down on screwing over the poor, the disadvantaged, the weak, while simultaneously rigging everything in favour of our rich friends, ready for when we get bored of this politics crap and want to line our pockets - even more, that is - with boardroom sinecures! Brilliant!"
*glasses clink*
IDS: "OK…"
Hamface: "We let Gideon fester for a while in this mess of his own making. Eventually he's going to have to go, so I'll sack him."
IDS: "And then…?"
Hamface: "I make you chancellor! We spin it that you're a change for the better, man of principle, stood up for the disabled when Gideon was trying to screw them; all that. And that bulltulip covers us while…"
IDS: "…I double down on screwing over the poor, the disadvantaged, the weak, while simultaneously rigging everything in favour of our rich friends, ready for when we get bored of this politics crap and want to line our pockets - even more, that is - with boardroom sinecures! Brilliant!"
*glasses clink*
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