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'Keyed' scratch in the BMW this morning
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So dodgy just means tulip then?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI have a ford
I thought it was like "a little bit weyyyy, a little bit weeeeeeeerrrrrrr"
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Sign of bad taste for sure...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMy agent drives a Maserati. Is that bad sign?Comment
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I mean, ex-husband.Originally posted by Bee View PostThat's a real car.
It was my husband’s company car for a couple of years. It's a real pleasure to drive at any circumstances.
I’m falling in love with the hybrid version but I don’t know much about the electrical part, if is good or not and what problems may have.
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Like this one.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostGangsters have all blacked out everything, windows, badges, alloys... everything.

BMW i8Comment
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Buying a depreciating asset is bettering yourself?? Hope I don't live in your streetOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostAgreed, but when I had a car keyed (only time I ever had a new "posh" car) two days after delivery, for a while after everyone I passed was profiled in my head as the keyer and I plotted and schemed how I would wreak my revenge upon them and their immediate family. I felt it was an attack on my family's attempts to better ourselves.
It took weeks for me to move onto something else to focus my hate and disdain on.
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It's depreciating even quicker after it was keyedOriginally posted by unemployed View PostBuying a depreciating asset is bettering yourself?? Hope I don't live in your street

Somebody keyed my PUG 307 many years ago
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