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Previously on "'Keyed' scratch in the BMW this morning"
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Make sure I don't see your UK reg car in Europe, because you'd wish it was just scratched.
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Watch out for the car pet munchers. Some birds aren't fussy what they eat.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI call mine my car pet.
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Yeah it's my fault. I should drive a skoda. Oh wait I used to. And that got its mirror snapped off.Originally posted by original PM View PostWell if it is any consolation it will not have been boomers who did it.
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Probably the unruly child of some hipsters
Reap what you sow son
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Well if it is any consolation it will not have been boomers who did it.
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Probably the unruly child of some hipsters
Reap what you sow son
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Surely the patina will increase a 307's valueOriginally posted by AtW View PostIt's depreciating even quicker after it was keyed
Somebody keyed my PUG 307 many years ago
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Buying a depreciating asset is bettering yourself?? Hope I don't live in your streetOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostAgreed, but when I had a car keyed (only time I ever had a new "posh" car) two days after delivery, for a while after everyone I passed was profiled in my head as the keyer and I plotted and schemed how I would wreak my revenge upon them and their immediate family. I felt it was an attack on my family's attempts to better ourselves.
It took weeks for me to move onto something else to focus my hate and disdain on.
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