'Keyed' scratch in the BMW this morning

[bobspud]

330ci, blacked out tints, 20 inch alloys from an M3. What's not to like?

Well it will look nice in Luton

[DimPrawn]

Well it will look nice in Luton

I is the baddest gangsta.

[AtW]

Talking of Luton... which car is suity's driving?

[DimPrawn]

Talking of Luton... which car is suity's driving?

He's got a Vauxhall Vectra with a bodykit on, also known as a Saab.

[bobspud]

I is the baddest gangsta.

Only if you have replaced all you silver badged with gold ones

[OnceStonedRose]

Only if you have replaced all you silver badged with gold ones

Gangsters have all blacked out everything, windows, badges, alloys... everything.

[Hobosapien]

that is properly for a BMW

For a coupe. The long doors are a pain to get out of if parked properly and blocked in by a car next door.

Maybe it's just me that's not cut out to be a limbo dancer with crabs.

[DimPrawn]

For a coupe. The long doors are a pain to get out of if parked properly and blocked in by a car next door.

Maybe it's just me that's not cut out to be a limbo dancer with crabs.

I solved that problem with me new motor.

[Lockhouse]

Just not wrapped. Please.

Top practical car joke tip. Cut a long sliver of silver duck tape and stick it on the side of your mate's brand new Ferrari.

Then say; "Nige, someone's scratched your motor....."

[OnceStonedRose]

Just not wrapped. Please.

Top practical car joke tip. Cut a long sliver of silver duck tape and stick it on the side of your mate's brand new Ferrari.

Then say; "Nige, someone's scratched your motor....."

No way would I have a friend called Nigel.