'Keyed' scratch in the BMW this morning

[Hobosapien]

I solved that problem with me new motor.

Nice. Until you decide to go into a multi-storey.

[DimPrawn]

No way would I have a friend called Nigel.

Nigel would more likely drive a beige Passat.

[WTFH]

Nice. Until you decide to go into an optician.

FTFY


If I wanted to stare at something like that, I'd not flush the toilet.

[Hobosapien]

Top practical car joke tip. Cut a long sliver of silver duck tape and stick it on the side of your mate's brand new Ferrari.

Then say; "Nige, someone's scratched your motor....."

Or wait for a local spider to make home in the wing mirror. I nearly shat myself first time I saw the web strung out down the side of the car thinking it had been vandalised. Spider was still with a home when I sold the car, as a nice present for the next owner.

[Lockhouse]

Nigel would more likely drive a beige Passat.

It was a generic reference. I specifically avoid people called Nigel. However, the duck tape is surprisingly effective.

[DimPrawn]

FTFY


If I wanted to stare at something like that, I'd not flush the toilet.

You drink too much Guinness mate.

[WTFH]

You drink too much Guinness mate.

Does not compute.

[SueEllen]

Or wait for a local spider to make home in the wing mirror. I nearly shat myself first time I saw the web strung out down the side of the car thinking it had been vandalised. Spider was still with a home when I sold the car, as a nice present for the next owner.

I call mine my car pet.

[DodgyAgent]

I thought only pimps owned Beamers?

I have a ford

[DodgyAgent]

Would be better if you could park it properly