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Only if they are sedated first.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI thought they left them in the hotel room while they went for tapas?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Yep agreed. I've come to the conclusion that a lot of people tut and shake their heads for the smallest thing no matter what you try to do... the type of people who prefer if children are seen and not heard. Just ignore them and carry on. No doubt they popped into this world as fully grown (and intolerant) adults.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostReminds me of the time I took baby bp on a plane. He was aged 5 - but the size of a 7 year old. While getting on he totally freaked - screamed at the top of his lungs. I wrestled him into the plane. Most passengers covered their ears.
I nearly said "apologies he is autistic". But people should learn a bit of tolerance. People without disabled kids can be so smug. Autism is war - and if a child has it the whole family has it.Comment
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Who had 51 posts in the sweepstake? Anyone?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI thought they left them in the hotel room while they went for tapas?
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That made me laugh. Sorry.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOn a camping trip last year I was playing petanque with the kids and one of the other camper's little darlings climbed through my legs as I was mid bowl and punched me in my left nut as hard as he could. I was visibly in pain and distress, and had a dull ache for several days later.Comment
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Administer a sharp slap on the legs to both children, then send them on their way.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo if (hypothetically) the complaint in JL was that toddler throwing a paddy (not disabled AFAIK) is distressing a disabled child who suffers from anxiety, what should the JL staff do?Comment
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Wherever you want. That's just my name for Mrs LM after a bottle of wine. Mainly because she can't walk properly after and also because she's had a bottle of wine.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhere should he have sex with your toddler then?
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I thought in cloggers all the children had been sold for snuff movies?Originally posted by norrahe View PostCome to cloggers and you'll find its far worse.Comment
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Agreed. When my daughter does dance performances etc. then we make set of leaflets for her explaining her quirks and ask her to hand one to the supervising grownups. Other times we just have to handle it whichever way works e.g. she used to go mad if people starting singing "Happy Birthday" or giving a wedding speech because she knew people would clap after it so I had to take her out of the room.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostReminds me of the time I took baby bp on a plane. He was aged 5 - but the size of a 7 year old. While getting on he totally freaked - screamed at the top of his lungs. I wrestled him into the plane. Most passengers covered their ears.
I nearly said "apologies he is autistic". But people should learn a bit of tolerance. People without disabled kids can be so smug. Autism is war - and if a child has it the whole family has it.Comment
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