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Yes, just between your shoulder blades, betwen the sixth and seventh thoracic vertebraeOriginally posted by FatLazyContractorCojak has a secret soft spot for me ..
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You're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostJust because I welcomed you back, doesn't mean you should let me out.
Cojak is watching me like a hawk
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Things no better on the jetsetter front then?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.
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That's good innit?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.
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no he is just speaking from bitter experience.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThings no better on the jetsetter front then?
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FTFY!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post"Noises" made by Italian lasses = mmrf grrf
aiuto lasciami andare .
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