I think this bloke has trumped, or at least equaled, it with this tweet 
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
#wankpuffin made its first appearance at Christmas.
Story here Twitter was going mad talking about w*nkpuffins on Christmas Day but what are they? | Metro News (HT to NF who highlighted in TPD) -
I watched it unfolding at the time, last one still up on Christmas Night in my parents' living room. It was undoubtedly one of Nick Harvey's finest hours, and he's had a fewOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post
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I didn't know
But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I think you need to wait for Christmas Night, when everybody's on Twitter because they can't face talking to their relatives anymoreOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostI didn't know But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...
I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:
Wife: [staring at phone] Wankpuffin?
Me: It's a long story. You were watching Downton and..:
Wife: WANKpuffin?
Me: [sheepishly] Yes.
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Not to mention that he destroyed his and his wife's personal phones: this was his work phone.Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
So if he went to the trouble - after the shooting, mind - of destroying those two phones, what's the likelihood there's any important information on the phone he didn't make any attempt to destroy?Comment
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We all know the accomplices are:Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
1. Still going to be using exactly the same phones with the same SIMs in them, and,
2. Are going to still have those phones in their possession.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI think you need to wait for Christmas Night, when everybody's on Twitter because they can't face talking to their relatives anymore
I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:
I liked John Prescott's
Go home, Twitter. You're drunk!Comment
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Apple should turn off his eyePhone remotely and send him a Nokia.Comment
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