Cockwomble

[FatLazyContractor]

Doh! I thought this thread was about MF.

Nothing to see here. Bye

[darmstadt]

There are some here like:

sitztpinkler
parkhausblinker
fickschnitzel (my personal favourite)

In fact there's a whole load and have a whole title to them, Warmduscher: Warmduscher ABC - Ausdrücke beginnend mit 'A'

[greenlake]

But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...

Something like these (NSFW!), maybe?

[AtW]

Apple should turn off his eyePhone remotely and send him a Nokia.

[mudskipper]

I think you need to wait for Christmas Night, when everybody's on Twitter because they can't face talking to their relatives anymore

I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:

I liked John Prescott's

Go home, Twitter. You're drunk!

[SueEllen]

Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?

We all know the accomplices are:
1. Still going to be using exactly the same phones with the same SIMs in them, and,
2. Are going to still have those phones in their possession.

[NickFitz]

Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?

Not to mention that he destroyed his and his wife's personal phones: this was his work phone.

So if he went to the trouble - after the shooting, mind - of destroying those two phones, what's the likelihood there's any important information on the phone he didn't make any attempt to destroy?

[NickFitz]

I didn't know But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...

I think you need to wait for Christmas Night, when everybody's on Twitter because they can't face talking to their relatives anymore

I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:

Wife: [staring at phone] Wankpuffin?
Me: It's a long story. You were watching Downton and..:
Wife: WANKpuffin?
Me: [sheepishly] Yes.

[xoggoth]

Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?

[darmstadt]

I didn't know But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...

[NickFitz]

#wankpuffin made its first appearance at Christmas.

Story here Twitter was going mad talking about w*nkpuffins on Christmas Day but what are they? | Metro News (HT to NF who highlighted in TPD)

I watched it unfolding at the time, last one still up on Christmas Night in my parents' living room. It was undoubtedly one of Nick Harvey's finest hours, and he's had a few

[mudskipper]

#wankpuffin made its first appearance at Christmas.

Story here Twitter was going mad talking about w*nkpuffins on Christmas Day but what are they? | Metro News (HT to NF who highlighted in TPD)

[darmstadt]

I think this bloke has trumped, or at least equaled, it with this tweet