CUK's top ten tips for contractors

[FatLazyContractor]

1. get incriminating photos of admin so you can be made poster of the year

Hang on - then is the top advice for agents - carry on.....

Or simply pass the brown envelope

[FatLazyContractor]

Yes, but he came back!

I see why most banned users make a re-appearance on Monday ... either as themselves or soc...

[BrilloPad]

11. Have a sockie account handy in case you get banned.

[MicrosoftBob]

11. Have a sockie account handy in case you get banned.

And make that sockie account before you get banned, so it looks marginally less suspicious

Oh and change your ip address before using your sockie, and if you're Sas email admin so they can explain it to you how do it on your 486

[LondonManc]

11. Have a sockie account handy in case you get banned.

12. Don't be disappointed if you meet NLUK in real life. He is not going to be wearing a Judge Dredd outfit.

[DaveB]

13. You don't need to be the best in the business, just better than the local permies.

[BrilloPad]

And make that sockie account before you get banned, so it looks marginally less suspicious

Oh and change your ip address before using your sockie, and if you're Sas email admin so they can explain it to you how do it on your 486

You have thought about that a lot.....

[MicrosoftBob]

You have thought about that a lot.....

Sorry I'll ditch the Admin auto bot sockie

[FatLazyContractor]

12. Don't be disappointed if you meet NLUK in real life. He is not going to be wearing a Judge Dredd outfit.

That doesn't look like Judge Dredd outfit, does it?

[MicrosoftBob]

That doesn't look like Judge Dredd outfit, does it?

That's Karl Urban in a Judge Dredd outfit not NLUK