Current gig is infested with them. That said, the birds they fly in from Spain are fecking hot
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was the way when I used to visit Arthur's there would be grads running round at 11pm and 7am.
that was 25 years ago.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postwas the way when I used to visit Arthur's there would be grads running round at 11pm and 7am.
that was 25 years ago.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostI was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Sounds like current clientco. Excellent sales team, gullible management, poorly defined contract. Accidenture money printing service. Oh, they've been told to do one when they stated they needed more money to complete the work they signed up to! Oh and top totty,Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Originally posted by Scruff View Postvery fit girls from all over the world, particularly the Danish and Swedish, stereotypically too.Originally posted by Troll View PostGot some fit birds thoughOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThat said, the birds they fly in from Spain are fecking hotOriginally posted by Coalman View PostOh and top totty,
Do they all do a few years post grad, meet the PM of their dreams and then drop out to get married and have sprogs?
There appears to be a lack of 30 something totty out there for me to letch atHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Client manager: we want you to implement archiving of 3 objects
Accenture: 1000 man days
Client manager: On a project two years ago, I took on a consultant with less than one year's experience, and she managed to implement archiving of 50 objects is three months. Now piss off and come back with a realistic estimate
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Accenture: 950 man daysDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Seeing the same thing (upselling, recent grads, gullible management) here with EY.
I overheard one of the grads talking about resourcing others in at the "discounted rate" of £1180 pd, his linkedin profile had 3 months experience (and that was managing a risk spreadsheet)!Comment
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