Accenture the positive

[FatLazyContractor]

Current gig is infested with them. That said, the birds they fly in from Spain are fecking hot

[vetran]

was the way when I used to visit Arthur's there would be grads running round at 11pm and 7am.

that was 25 years ago.

[MicrosoftBob]

https://youtu.be/rqQT3oKA3v8

Strange I expected this

https://youtu.be/L64S8sYbDmA

[LondonManc]

was the way when I used to visit Arthur's there would be grads running round at 11pm and 7am.

that was 25 years ago.

There was a girl on our uni course who got a job offer with one of the consultancies back in 96 - about 12k above average graduate salary and she could have every other Sunday off! She sacrificed 3k a year to have her weekends off with a different company.

[Scruff]

Strange I expected this

https://youtu.be/L64S8sYbDmA

Bob never made the grade. His (fake) degree wasn't Red-Brick

[Coalman]

Sounds like current clientco. Excellent sales team, gullible management, poorly defined contract. Accidenture money printing service. Oh, they've been told to do one when they stated they needed more money to complete the work they signed up to! Oh and top totty,

[Troll]

very fit girls from all over the world, particularly the Danish and Swedish, stereotypically too.

Got some fit birds though

That said, the birds they fly in from Spain are fecking hot

Oh and top totty,

Seems to be a pattern - young hot girlie grads , but where do they all end up?
Do they all do a few years post grad, meet the PM of their dreams and then drop out to get married and have sprogs?

There appears to be a lack of 30 something totty out there for me to letch at

[NotAllThere]

Client manager: we want you to implement archiving of 3 objects
Accenture: 1000 man days
Client manager: On a project two years ago, I took on a consultant with less than one year's experience, and she managed to implement archiving of 50 objects is three months. Now piss off and come back with a realistic estimate

Time passes

Accenture: 950 man days

[Antman]

Seeing the same thing (upselling, recent grads, gullible management) here with EY.

I overheard one of the grads talking about resourcing others in at the "discounted rate" of £1180 pd, his linkedin profile had 3 months experience (and that was managing a risk spreadsheet)!