MrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostMrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?
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Send her to FLC towers. I'll teach her to use the proper toolsOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostMrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?
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maybe he doesn't want chipolata for dinner?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSend her to FLC towers. I'll teach her to use the proper tools
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Make a omelette. It's really quite simply.
Crack two eggs into a bowl, a little salt & pepper and perhaps a splash of milk. Beat with a fork if only briefly.
Preferably Ghee melted or butter in a hot in a small frying pan. Pour in the mix.
Use the same fork to bring the edges of the omelette towards the centre.
Add some grated cheese and torn strips of smoked ham. Give it a few minutes.
Lift up and edge, turning golden yet?
Half over and put on a plate. Add a little Coriander and enjoy."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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